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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Network Security Engineer jobs? · Latest report #fscfek9b
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsFirewalls are just software that you accidentally misconfigured last weekend.
Packet-whisperer, log-glancer, and weekend-page-recipient.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every port before you finish coffee.
toast.youAI▸ SECUNODE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches critical zero-days in three milliseconds
You monitor traffic flows and patch vulnerabilities to keep hackers out of corporate infrastructure. You basically sit in logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy firewall rules are too terrifying to delete.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts flagging every packet without bothering you for validation.
Month 4
The firewall rewrites its own access lists based on real-time threats.
Month 8
Software updates install themselves while you are at lunch.
Month 13
The system isolates infected machines before you get the alert.
Month 18 · D-Day
Access to the console is revoked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Average weekly false alarms
20
Hours spent in patch cycles
99.9
Percentage of traffic blocked
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a password manager.
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