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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Network Security Manager jobs? · Latest report #aes7us73
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsFirewalls are just digital walls that your AI will climb over.
Gatekeeper of the enterprise, destroyer of employee productivity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated paranoia for the modern corporate cloud.
squeeze.youAI▸ SENTINELNODE-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks all unauthorized traffic in milliseconds
You spend all day tweaking access lists, chasing alerts, and explaining to bosses why the internet is down.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why that legacy server keeps rebooting on Tuesdays.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts flagging anomalies in your traffic logs automatically.
Month 6
Machines suggest firewall rules instead of you writing them manually.
Month 10
Automated agents scan and patch vulnerabilities without manual input.
Month 15
Password resets are now handled by an identity verification bot.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself and alerts your replacement it is fired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
482
false positive alerts per day
120
minutes spent resetting passwords
0.04%
percentage of logs actually read
Your severance
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