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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling overpriced routers to people who just need a cable.
Expert in explaining why the network is still slow.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing technical sales with perfect algorithmic logic.
oof.youAI▸ NETOPTIMIZER V4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters enterprise requirements into cheapest SKU options
You translate customer requests into complex hardware bills of materials. Then you troubleshoot why they bought the wrong thing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of panic in a client's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software reads technical specs and generates bills of materials instantly.
Month 4
Self-serve AI chat resolves common connectivity issues without your input.
Month 8
Direct systems ordering replaces your manual work in vendor portals.
Month 13
Analytics agents guess customer needs better than your gut feeling.
Month 18 · D-Day
The reseller portal automates the entire sales and support lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4 hours
Average time spent quoting
82 percent
Useless tech support tickets
3 percent
Customers who actually know protocols
Your severance
One used switch and a legacy support contract.
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