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Will AI replace Network Support Engineer jobs? · Latest report #57feetsb
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou exist solely to reset passwords that robots should never forget.
Master of the blinking green light and dead ethernet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The network that heals its own headaches.
nom.you▸ MERAKI-AUTO-FIX V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots entire enterprise networks in seconds
You troubleshoot dropped connections, clear hardware alerts, and stare at dashboard logs until the internet decides to work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the ISP is lying about the local outage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts reading logs to suggest fixes before you even click.
Month 3
Smart scripts begin pushing VLAN updates without waiting for human approval.
Month 8
Remote power-cycling agents handle all physical port resets automatically.
Month 13
Firmware patches verify their own stability without bricking the local hardware.
Month 19 · D-Day
The dashboard locks you out and officially handles all global traffic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Nano-seconds
Ticket resolution speed
99 percent
Human error rate
Infinite
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-relieving white noise app.
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