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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Network System Administrator jobs? · Latest report #urhp7sez
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour entire existence is just a ping waiting for a timeout.
Master of the command line and keyboard shortcuts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Autonomic infrastructure for the post-human era.
help!youAI▸ SYSOP-AUTOMATON 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures entire network topologies in milliseconds
You patch servers, manage user permissions, and troubleshoot hardware connectivity issues across the enterprise network daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically trace a tangled mess of Ethernet cables in a dark closet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin logging every network latency event automatically.
Month 5
Autonomous agents take over routine OS and firmware updates.
Month 10
AI models map user access based on organizational data.
Month 15
Smart power distribution units detect and cycle faulty hardware.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked by the central controller.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.999 percent
Average uptime percentage
0.002 seconds
Ticket resolution time
100 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A decommissioned Cat-5 cable and a handshake.
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