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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Network Systems Administrator jobs? · Latest report #v7m6j8x5
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour job is just turning it off and on again, but faster.
Professional cable-untangler and master of blinking green lights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure for a silent server room.
bzzt.youAI▸ NETCOMMAND V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates port security and firewall configuration
You manage complex network infrastructures, patch servers, troubleshoot connectivity issues, and fight with stubborn legacy hardware configurations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which specific dusty cable actually connects to the CEO.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors map your network topology and log every physical hardware alert.
Month 5
Routine server updates transition to automated scripts without your manual intervention.
Month 11
The AI routes around physical cable failures by identifying failed ports instantly.
Month 16
Virtualization replaces your physical legacy servers, removing your primary management duties.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access rights are revoked as the network begins managing itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.1ms
Average server ping response time
4 hours
Human downtime during troubleshooting
12 annually
Unexpected cable spaghetti incidents
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-speed fiber plan.
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