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October 25, 2029
In 3 yearsTeaching machines to replace you is the ultimate act of professional masochism.
Tenured network architect with a passion for teaching redundancy.
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You manage complex network infrastructure and teach CS curriculum while juggling adjunct appointments. Your days alternate between terminal sessions and administrative classroom overhead.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational patience to explain packet switching to bored freshmen in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your lecture notes are ingested into an LLM to generate infinite variations of your syllabus.
Month 7
Custom scripts evaluate student lab submissions against unit test suites without human intervention.
Month 16
Vision-guided network agents detect and patch system vulnerabilities before they hit your desk.
Year 2.2
Deepfake avatars manage office hours and answer student queries with perfect recall of the textbooks.
Year 3 · D-Day
Final revocation of admin credentials marks your total removal from the departmental network ecosystem.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4000/week
student questions ignored
30ms
latency on network fixes
99.9%
grading output efficiency
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a defunct digital library.
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