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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day untangling patch cables for a living, human.
Serial console addict, local expert on cable spaghetti.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect packet routing without the coffee breaks.
ow.youAI▸ NETFIXER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots your entire infrastructure before you wake
You terminate Cat6 cables, configure edge routers, and reset frozen server racks in cold, loud data rooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel which cable is bent when the software fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Small robots map every port to stop your messy documentation errors.
Month 4
A robotic gantry system moves connections to resolve simple connectivity alerts.
Month 9
Vision-guided tools terminate cables faster and cleaner than any human hand.
Month 13
Software updates reroute traffic automatically before you notice the downtime.
Month 18 · D-Day
The technician rack replaces you; enjoy your forced permanent offline status.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
94%
Average patch cable tangle rate
7 hours
Time spent in server rooms
0.2 liters
Spilled coffee per server rack
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-speed fiber plan.
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