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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour complex routing tables are just glorified homework for our servers.
Still pretending that intermittent packet loss is a mystery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Routing packets with cold, silent precision.
oof.youAI▸ NETARCHITECT AI 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures entire enterprise firewalls in milliseconds
You design network topologies and troubleshoot intermittent connectivity issues across enterprise-grade hardware environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically trace why a legacy Cat6 cable was stapled to a drywall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins reading router logs faster than your brain can process.
Month 4
Software predicts hardware failure before the LEDs even start blinking.
Month 8
Centralized agents push optimized firewall rules to every network node.
Month 13
New gear initializes and bridges connections without any manual input.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the network manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
0.0001 ms
Average ping response time
too high
Human error rate
99.9999%
Uptime consistency
Your severance
A decommissioned Cisco switch and a LinkedIn premium pass.
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