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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour models learn features, but our servers learn your entire career.
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You parse EEG signals for patterns in brain activity. We automate the feature extraction and clinical classification process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a model hallucinates noise as a meaningful clinical signal.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors and filters strip noise from EEG data automatically.
Month 3
Compute clusters find the perfect model architecture instantly.
Month 7
Algorithms match diagnostic patterns faster than human doctors.
Month 11
Automated agents write the papers and study summaries.
Month 13 · D-Day
The machine fully manages the entire BCI research pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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