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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour pitch deck is now a ghostwritten output of an LLM.
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hallucinates a profitable exit in seconds
You spend days juggling investor sentiment, hiring research staff, and frantically translating whitepapers into vague, profitable marketing promises.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually able to look an investor in the eye while lying.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Pitch-Bot starts generating pitch decks based on real-time market sentiment.
Month 4
An agent begins writing all your technical whitepapers using actual physics.
Month 8
A deepfake agent takes your meetings while you sleep soundly.
Month 13
The AI decides your founder salary is an unnecessary overhead cost.
Month 18 · D-Day
The company fully automates your existence into a tax write-off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
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Buzzwords per slide
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Coffee-to-equity ratio
94%
Percentage of lies in pitch
Your severance
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