Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Neuroanatomist jobs? · Latest report #fpddqpjs
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsMapping the brain is easy; understanding the mess is not.
Master of thin slices and very expensive microscopes.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping synaptic pathways, one neuron at a time.
toast.youAI▸ NEUROMAP 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
identifies unique neural pathways in real-time
You slice brain tissue, stain neurons, and analyze neural connectivity patterns under high-powered microscopes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can distinguish a meaningful structural anomaly from a simple tissue preparation artifact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res cameras scan every existing slide in your lab.
Month 3
Robotic fluid handlers take over the staining protocols.
Month 16
Robotic microtomes begin slicing tissue without human tremor.
Year 5
Neural networks learn to identify complex neural morphologies.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine fully maps the brain while you stand there.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
120
Brain slices per week
40
Hours staring at slides
Minimal
Neurons mapped correctly
Your severance
One free jar of formaldehyde.
Discussion
