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December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour p-value hacking is impressive, but my pattern recognition is faster.
Deeply familiar with fMRI noise and SPSS misery.
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You process brain scans to map cognitive activity. You spend years fighting noise and motion artifacts in data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend your questionable statistical assumptions during a heated departmental review meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Scripted agents handle all your tedious motion correction tasks.
Month 4
Deep learning models detect neural activity without your manual masking.
Month 11
Large language models author findings that you once agonized over.
Month 19
Algorithms replace your p-value chasing with rigorous Bayesian truth.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The lab turns off your workstation and locks the server room.
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