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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms scrub your messy participant transcripts without needing a coffee break.
Month 5
AI models identify linguistic brain markers faster than any manual scan.
Month 10
Synthetic agents write and submit your funding proposals to committees.
Month 16
Digital neural simulations replace the need for physical test subjects.
Month 21 · D-Day
The entire field is now just a single pre-trained transformer model.
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