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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour job is just training chips to replace you faster.
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You spend days managing spiking neural network simulations and cleaning messy dataset labels for non-von Neumann hardware architectures.
The one thing AI can't do
You are currently the only one who knows why the simulation spikes at 3 AM.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM agent begins cleaning your training data automatically.
Month 4
Cloud-based spiking simulators take over your routine runs.
Month 8
AI code generators write your custom C++ kernels instantly.
Month 13
Automated tools turn raw metrics into finished research slides.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system finishes your last project and shuts your account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Coffee consumed per paper
99.9 percent
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