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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour mouse handling skills are just low-latency robotic feedback loops.
Master of mouse grooming and data entry.
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Science without the squeaks.
pop?you▸ RODENTPROCESSOR 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
performs stereotaxic surgery in constant light
You perform precise mouse stereotaxic surgeries and complex behavioral testing in preclinical drug trials.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle behavioral shift when a mouse is just having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors replace your notebooks to track every mouse movement.
Month 10
High-pressure washers and conveyors handle all sanitation tasks.
Year 1.9
Camera-equipped arms gently manipulate subjects for routine injections.
Year 3
Automated units map brain coordinates faster than any human hand.
Year 4 · D-Day
The lab runs entirely without the need for biological lab staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
45
Mice injected per day
12 percent
Human error rate
20000
Total cage changes
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium sunflower seeds.
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