Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Neuroscience Liaison jobs? · Latest report #hbiu3qew
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating complex brain data into powerpoint slides nobody reads anyway.
Professional translator of academic jargon into corporate cash
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning cortex data into profit margins
sluurp.you▸ NEUROSYNC PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus for failed clinical trials
You bridge the gap between clinical research labs and commercial medical stakeholders. You distill dense imaging studies into simplified, marketable narratives for executive decision-makers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the investors decide to kill the project.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM begins scanning your entire history of slide decks and clinical reports.
Month 5
Automated tools start auto-generating your executive summaries directly from raw research data.
Month 11
Our software fine-tunes the tone of clinical reports to perfectly match stakeholder expectations.
Month 15
Scheduling bots replace your manual coordination of lab-to-boardroom update meetings.
Month 19 · D-Day
Direct API access to research databases renders your human mediation entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
42
Acronyms used daily
118
Slides in deck
94%
Stakeholders ignoring you
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Neural Network Aligned"
Discussion
