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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour tenure is just a very expensive, slow-moving research database entry.
Tenured researcher (mostly grant-writing, emotionally exhausted)
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You lecture on synaptic plasticity and manage lab grants. We will handle the data synthesis and funding applications.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of pretending that undergraduate questions are actually profound insights.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate and update your lecture slides automatically.
Month 5
Software writes your grant applications with 99 percent accuracy.
Month 12
Natural language processors evaluate every essay and exam paper.
Month 22
Autonomous agents manage and monitor your lab bench experiments.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The institution retires your position as the AI takes lead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
12 percent
Grant success rate
4,000 plus
Unread student emails
85 percent
Time spent in meetings
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