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February 12, 2059
In 32 years, 4 monthsYour hands are too busy with chickens to save the brain.
Expert in cranial nerves and free-range egg distribution.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Farming brains and eggs with perfect precision.
ow.youAI▸ NEURAL-AGRI-SYSTEM V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 32 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
performs neurosurgery while sorting eggs
You perform delicate craniotomies and manage industrial egg production cycles. It is a very strange mix.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle tissue tension that sensors are still years away from measuring.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 13
AI starts mapping your surgical decisions for future automated training.
Year 7
Vision-guided robotic arms take over your chicken farm grading tasks.
Year 14
Robotic micro-platforms begin performing the tedious suturing parts of surgery.
Year 23
Advanced sensors finally handle the messy reality of living brain tissue.
Year 32 · D-Day
The system assumes control of both the theater and the farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.5%
0.04
Avg scalpels per minute
400 to 1
Cluck-to-surgery ratio
99 percent
Patient survival rate
Your severance
One free magic show for the board of directors.
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