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May 21, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced tiny coils to doctors who ignore your emails anyway.
Professional stalker of neurosurgeons in sterile scrub zones
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Automated procurement for the modern vascular suite
split.you▸ NEURO-SYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses all hospital procurement gatekeepers instantly
You schmooze surgeons to pick your stents and catheters during hospital trials while tracking complex inventory levels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a surgeon is too tired for a pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Surgeons stop asking you for specs and check the cloud.
Month 5
Automatic scanners log stent usage without your bulky case.
Month 13
AI models handle trial feedback directly via hospital terminals.
Year 1.9
Hospitals switch to vendor-neutral bulk procurement systems.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A screen in the breakroom informs you that you are obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
4 percent
Cold call conversion
Excessive
Coffee budget
92 percent
Surgeon ghosting rate
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired demo catheters
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