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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are just a human inbox that periodically hits forward.
Professional human inbox and document forwarder extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning leads into loans while you sleep.
split.you▸ MORTGAGEFLOW AUTOMATOR V.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters unqualified leads in milliseconds
You collect documents from borrowers and pass them to advisers. It is a glorified data shuttle service.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a borrower is panicking and calm them down with a phone call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and agents pull documents directly from client bank portals.
Week 6
Vision models scan files for errors instead of your eyes.
Month 3
Systems update themselves without you clicking a single button.
Month 5
Smart routing sends completed files directly to the mortgage adviser.
Month 8 · D-Day
The coordination layer runs autonomously in the cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
14 per lead
Average file ping-pong
11 percent
Human error rate
3 days
Average lead decay
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own resignation letter.
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