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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a human firewall between a database and a spreadsheet.
Professional data-shuffler and spreadsheet navigator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated underwriting without the human hesitation.
split.you▸ POLICYFLOW AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes ten thousand applications in one second
You qualify insurance leads and input client data into archaic CRM systems to trigger policy issuance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying to you through their vocal hesitation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software begins auto-extracting data from your incoming PDF forms.
Month 4
Bots start sending automatic follow-ups when client data is missing.
Month 8
The AI decides policy eligibility faster than you can read it.
Month 12
CRM platforms auto-sync, removing your need for manual data transfer.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously; you are transitioned to permanent downtime.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 minutes
Average policy ingestion time
3.5 cups
Coffee breaks per day
12 percent
Data entry error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one firm handshake.
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