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April 25, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsSelling imaginary houses to people who just want the keys already.
Professional dream seller and floorplan paper-pusher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep in.
bzzt.youAI▸ FISCHERBOT SALES-FLOW V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects virtual 3d tours into buyer minds
You guide buyers through selecting lots and finishes for homes that haven't been built yet. You manage expectations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can talk a panicked buyer down from an expensive mistake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Buyers select all home options via our interactive web interface.
Month 7
Real-time databases replace your manual site availability spreadsheets.
Month 16
High-fidelity drones provide weekly visual progress to every buyer.
Year 2.3
Financing bottlenecks are removed by direct API bank integrations.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
The system assumes full sales authority, leaving you redundant forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42 hours
Average buyer indecision
1200 cups
Coffee consumed while waiting
94 percent
Empty promises made
Your severance
A complimentary virtual reality headset with no battery.
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