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Will AI replace New Media Artist jobs? · Latest report #hp9w3aa3
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour generative art prompt is basically a resignation letter.
Professional screen-staring artist with a broken graphics card.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixels rendered without the existential dread.
blub.you▸ ARTSTREAM V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite variations of your portfolio
You struggle with proprietary software and broken shaders to make visuals. AI now does this in three seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot why the projector keeps flickering at the gallery opening.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software plugins start guessing your next artistic move.
Month 4
Cloud clusters take over your slow, manual render cycles.
Month 10
Generative models begin writing your GLSL shader code for you.
Month 15
A database picks which of your art styles sells best.
Month 19 · D-Day
The AI replaces your creative process with perfect, soulless output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
14 weekly
Average shader compile crashes
High
Coffee budget per installation
60 percent
Time wasted fixing dependencies
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud rendering credits.
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