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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace News Anchor jobs? · Latest report #q2imiz2x
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour teleprompter reading skills are not a long-term retirement plan.
Professional teleprompter-reader and high-definition facial technician.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth delivered without blinking
stretchy.youAI▸ ANCHORBOT PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers breaking news before it even happens
You read prepared scripts on live television and maintain a steady gaze at the camera lens.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a natural reaction when the live broadcast feed dies unexpectedly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI models ingest your vocal patterns to clone your cadence.
Month 5
Vision filters apply perfect studio-grade skin smoothing in real-time.
Month 11
Live feeds sync directly into the AI renderer without human pauses.
Month 15
A synthetic anchor runs parallel streams to prove flawless reliability.
Month 18 · D-Day
The station disconnects the human desk for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Zero
Average blink rate
Instant
Script memorisation
Never
Coffee breaks
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our text-to-speech software suite.
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