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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSwitching cameras for a dying medium is still just watching screens.
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Perfect cuts without the coffee jitters.
pop?you▸ LIVEFLOW AUTOMATON V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cuts between camera angles with perfect timing
You juggle live video feeds, cue anchors, and time segments for the news. Your studio is your cage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an anchor is about to panic on live television.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-vision models detect anchor movement to trigger camera cuts.
Month 4
Algorithms smooth sound transitions across all live reporter feeds.
Month 10
Digital displays give cues to anchors instead of shouting humans.
Month 15
Dynamic software links the teleprompter directly to the switcher board.
Month 21 · D-Day
Human director access is revoked as the broadcast becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
3.4
Average live errors per shift
4 cups
Coffee consumed before 6am
0.001ms
Seconds until signal loss
Your severance
A vintage teleprompter pedal and two months of cable.
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