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Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour shoulder will thank us when the gimbal weighs nothing.
Lugging heavy glass while chasing the breaking news cycle.
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Broadcast quality without the human back pain.
pop?you▸ STEADYSTREAM 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks moving subjects with zero jitter
You capture live footage, adjust focus, set lighting, and lug heavy camera gear to remote breaking news sites.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a subject is about to bolt before the sensors react.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Auto-stabilisation rigs eliminate the need for manual focus adjustment.
Month 4
Autonomous aerial drones replace the need for ground-level camera operators.
Month 8
Smart cameras auto-frame subjects using face and movement tracking.
Month 13
Centralised systems manage all lighting and audio remotely via cloud.
Month 18 · D-Day
The tripod is retired and the camera operator is officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
25kg
Average weight carried
4 cups
Coffee consumed
12 units
Battery swaps daily
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital gym membership.
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