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Will AI replace News Executive Producer jobs? · Latest report #yydxgp9b
Your job has an expiration date
July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYou curate the chaos, but soon a server will do it better.
Master of the daily 5 p.m. panic broadcast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated broadcast curation for every local market.
help!you▸ FEEDMASTER AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises broadcast run-downs for maximum ad revenue
You oversee newsroom coverage, assign stories, and manage the final broadcast run-down. You craft the daily narrative flow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a story is falling flat before the camera even rolls.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins suggesting headline and segment copy based on current trends.
Month 5
Smart software takes over timing the broadcast run-down in real time.
Month 10
A signal-processing loop monitors local scanners for breaking news automatically.
Month 15
Machine agents select stories based on viewer data and click-through rates.
Month 20 · D-Day
The broadcast runs without human oversight in the control room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
8 cups
Average coffee consumption
110 percent
Sweat equity index
0
Total deadlines missed
Your severance
One free subscription to a retired local paper.
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