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October 11, 2028
In 2 yearsBrainstorming is just guessing until an algorithm provides the correct click-through rate.
Visual storyteller struggling to keep news anchors upright.
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oof.youAI▸ PROMOTEMASTER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates perfect motion graphics in milliseconds
You capture and assemble visual narratives to promote news cycles. Automation now handles the creative assembly of your promotional spots.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at making news anchors look like they actually care.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We deploy motion graphics templates that replace your manual keyframing of text layers.
Month 5
An AI agent begins selecting your best shots from the server to auto-cut promos.
Month 10
GPS-guided drones perform your routine city establishing shots without a pilot present.
Month 16
Large language models replace your brainstorming sessions with statistically optimal hook-driven promo copy.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your station fully transitions to automated AI-hosted promotional feeds removing the need for production staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12%
B-roll utilization rate
high
Talent frustration index
22 mins
Drone battery life
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your station's archived blooper reel.
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