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Will AI replace Newsletter Author jobs? · Latest report #abevbjyz
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour subscribers have forgotten who you are already.
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Personalised spam that actually gets opened.
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You write emails that people skim while waiting for the elevator. Then you hope they don't hit unsubscribe.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weirdly specific way of turning typos into a charming personality trait.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the topics people actually want to read about.
Week 6
Language models write emails that sound more human than you.
Month 3
AI predicts when users are most likely to be bored.
Month 4
The system adjusts its voice based on real-time open data.
Month 6 · D-Day
You stop sending emails and the machine does it forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 seconds
Average read time
99 percent
Open rate decay
too many
Unsubscribe clicks
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's email software.
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