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the 1990s
Already deprecatedYour corner was claimed by a plastic stand a generation ago.
Professional loud-mouth and amateur sidewalk historian.
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The digital feed that never stops yelling.
blub.you▸ STREETCORNER-BOT V.0▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 1990SAI's Special Power
delivers the news before you arrive
Shouting headlines at pedestrians and collecting coins for paper stacks.
The one thing AI can't do
You were the only one who could truly read the weather.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1970
Paper racks move into climate-controlled lobbies.
1985
Mechanical boxes handle the money without human input.
1995
The web makes physical printing look like a museum hobby.
2005
Real-time updates kill the need for yesterday's news.
Already
The sidewalk is finally cleared of your clutter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.8%
99 percent
Paper wastage
too high
Voice box strain
Your severance
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