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Will AI replace Newsroom Journalist jobs? · Latest report #973uwghn
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsChoosing the best clip is just data sorting that humans do slowly.
Visual storyteller, currently waiting for the algorithm to notice.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated curation for the post-human news cycle.
no no noyou▸ NEWSFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags 500 clips with perfect metadata
You sift through raw video feeds to select footage for stories. Algorithms are already better at finding the hooks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a video feels like a lie without needing a source code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI automatically classifies every frame of your raw incoming footage.
Month 4
The software builds the first pass of the story for you.
Month 8
The machine mimics your specific taste in visual storytelling style.
Month 12
You stop editing and start just approving the machine's choices.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system finishes the story faster than you can click open.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4,000
Clips reviewed daily
12%
Human error rate
Seconds
Attention span
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a news aggregation bot.
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