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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsManaging writers who cannot find a headline is a dying hobby.
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bzzt.youAI▸ EDITORLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters gossip from actual news leads
You track journalistic output and hire entry-level reporters. Your spreadsheets are just waiting for a database to blink.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a journalist is lying about a source's credibility.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An automated system begins tracking your editorial calendars automatically.
Month 4
AI models now screen all incoming junior journalist applications.
Month 10
Bots provide real-time edits instead of your manual review sessions.
Month 15
Story assignments are pushed directly to reporters by algorithmic demand.
Month 21 · D-Day
The editorial suite manages itself without a human intermediary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
8 cups
Coffee consumption per shift
42 daily
Emails sent without clear intent
114 minutes
Average time wasted in syncs
Your severance
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