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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy fixing hydration errors while I optimize your entire codebase away.
React hobbyist, hydration error enthusiast, Vercel martyr.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of manual component lifecycle management.
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pre-renders your entire site while you sleep
You spend days fighting hydration errors and SSR logic. Soon, AI will generate the entire production build instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which hook caused the recursive re-render loop at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start writing your boilerplate components and simple hooks.
Month 5
An AI agent rejects all your pull requests for minor syntax inconsistencies.
Month 10
The AI patches hydration errors automatically without your intervention.
Month 15
Neural models replace the need for manual folder structure design.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system self-maintains the entire repo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
40 percent
Time spent on CSS bugs
12 per day
Average hydration errors
3 cups
Coffee consumed per deploy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct documentation site.
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