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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour predictive models will soon be out-coached by a faster spreadsheet.
Turning sweat and grass into probability percentages.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning game tape into win probability.
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filters game film into pure efficiency scores
You build performance models for athletes and explain data trends to coaches. Your job is now a calculation.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to tell an angry head coach that his gut feeling is wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin formatting raw tracking data without your manual oversight.
Month 5
Algorithms predict player performance metrics faster than your internal team.
Month 10
Generative agents draft the reports you usually write for coaches.
Month 15
Coaches view predictive stats directly on tablets during play-calling sessions.
Month 19 · D-Day
The front office transitions fully to autonomous draft decisioning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
2.4 seconds
Human cognitive delay
12 percent
Annual model drift
High
Coach misunderstanding rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the NFL game pass.
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