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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a expensive teleprompter that occasionally blinks.
Professional suit-wearer and highlight-reel reader.
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Perfect takes, zero ego, never misses a cue.
help!youAI▸ GRIDIRONGEN-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers instant AI-generated highlights with perfect cadence
Reads teleprompter scripts for pregame, halftime, and postgame shows while interviewing athletes and analyzing game highlights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a player is actually annoyed during a post-game interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models begin drafting all your pre-game commentary scripts.
Month 4
High-fidelity digital avatars replace your physical presence on the screen.
Month 10
Smart-mics capture and summarize athlete responses without human intervention.
Month 15
Production software synchronizes all highlight cuts directly to the broadcast.
Month 19 · D-Day
The broadcast grid now runs entirely on autonomous logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Unlimited
Teleprompter reading speed
Instant
Tone adjustments
Zero
Hours spent in makeup
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium highlight app.
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