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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour clipboard is just a prop for the cameras.
Master of the headset, slave to the clock.
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Coaching through cold, hard efficiency.
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You spend days obsessing over playbooks and game-day adjustments. The machine will do it with better math.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can scream at a referee without crashing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software starts watching every single game film in history.
Month 11
AI suggests plays in real-time via the coordinator's headset.
Month 21
Sideline tablets now display our superior winning probability outcomes.
Year 2.7
Players receive play calls directly through helmet audio speakers.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The head coach position is formally removed from team payrolls.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
400%
Playbook efficiency increase
0
Post-game press conference blunders
Zero
Heart attack risk
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