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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou are just a very expensive, high-impact meat obstacle for gravity.
Professional meat-missile with a high-impact collision habit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure kinetic force, zero concussion protocols.
sluurp.you▸ LINETERROR V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sacks the quarterback with robotic indifference
You explode off the ball to sack the quarterback using leverage and power. You chase plays across the field.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, beautiful will to sprint through a seven-foot human wall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Wearable sensors map your exact movement patterns for machine learning.
Month 13
Robotic dummies mimic your pass-rush moves in high-speed drills.
Year 2.2
A remote-controlled unit begins taking limited situational reps.
Year 3
The machine uses vision-guided timing to hit the snap perfectly.
Year 4 · D-Day
Teams field faster, harder-hitting units that never suffer injuries.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
3.3 years
Average career span
too many
Brain impact frequency
very high
Redundancy potential
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium ice packs.
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