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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsWatching replays in slow motion is not a high-level cognitive function.
Professional armchair quarterback with a spreadsheets addiction
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total tactical omniscience for every snap
blub.you▸ GRIDIRONGEN-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags every defensive scheme before ball snap
You break down game tape by tagging plays and logging personnel formations. Then you write reports for coaching staffs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the specific desperation in a quarterback's eyes during a broken play.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Computer vision models index every play frame by frame with perfect alignment accuracy.
Month 4
Neural networks categorize defensive blitz patterns and route trees faster than any human scout.
Month 8
Natural language generation drafts the coaching dossiers based on the structured data output.
Month 12
AI systems simulate defensive reactions to specific formations to optimize upcoming game planning.
Month 13 · D-Day
The film room server is decommissioned and your login is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4,200
Plays tagged per hour
14%
Human error rate
100x
Draft-day efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to NFL Game Pass Pro
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