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Your job has an expiration date
October 20, 2033
In 7 yearsYour career is just a slow-motion collision waiting for an upgrade.
Elite athlete (mostly cardio, definitely not long-term stability).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Faster, harder, and never needs a contract.
split.youAI▸ GRIDIRON-GOLIATH V9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers hits with perfect structural calibration
Players execute complex playbooks using physical speed and strength. They face constant injury risk and rigorous training schedules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a crowd with raw human grit and genuine passion.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed tracking cameras map your every movement on the field.
Month 16
Robotic units begin training against your footage for predictable patterns.
Year 3.3
Field sensors guide machines to move faster than human reaction times.
Year 5
The machines stop fumbling the ball during simulated practice drills.
Year 7 · D-Day
Your jersey is retired for an automated chassis with better stats.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
3.3 years
Average career length
Too many
Concussions per season
100% accurate
Playbook memorisation
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium parking lot.
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