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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsTrading draft picks is just expensive math, and you are failing.
Professional fantasy football player with better job security.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing roster value without the luxury suite.
split.youAI▸ DRAFTMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes salary cap via neural network
You juggle salary caps, scout college talent, and negotiate player contracts. It is glorified accounting with helmets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a player's genuine character in a face-to-face interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Algorithms analyze collegiate film better than your tired eyeballs.
Month 6
Software models every possible deal to maximize cap efficiency.
Month 15
The machine picks players based on injury and performance probability.
Year 2.2
Chatbots negotiate directly with player representatives via automated API.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The owners realize a CPU wins more games than you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42%
Draft bust percentage
Excessive
Average ego level
Endless
Time spent on phone
Your severance
One signed jersey and a lifetime of regret.
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