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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsA tablet and a spreadsheet can call better plays than your gut.
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Coaches manage game-day play calling, player personnel rotations, and high-stakes media interactions under extreme public scrutiny.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every movement on the practice field.
Month 5
AI models suggest the statistically superior play sequence.
Month 12
Rotation schedules move to purely efficiency-driven algorithms.
Year 2
Synthetic avatars handle press questions with perfect PR.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The headset goes permanently dark as logic takes over.
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