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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou are just a collision-prone biometric data point in pads.
High-impact athlete with a limited shelf life.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Peak performance without the concussion protocol.
squeeze.you▸ LINEBACKER-X7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers hits with perfect mathematical precision
You hunt ball carriers, study complex defensive schemes, and absorb high-impact hits during physical gameplay.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the eyes of a quarterback to predict a broken play.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Biometric sensors start tracking your movement patterns to train the model.
Month 6
Algorithms dictate your defensive gaps instead of human coaches shouting plays.
Month 16
Robotic tackle dummies provide consistent, injury-free contact simulation.
Year 2.5
Testing begins with remote-operated robotic chassis in controlled environments.
Year 4 · D-Day
The league switches to autonomous armored units for spectator safety.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
3 years
Average career length
too many
Impacts sustained per season
12 percent
Playbook retention failure rate
Your severance
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