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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsA highly paid machine for moving leather across grass is redundant.
Professional kicker of leather footballs into cold air.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision hang time for every down.
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boots perfect spirals into the coffin corner
You spend your life perfecting the spiral and hang time to pin opponents back.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how the wind feels against your face before the snap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track every movement to build a perfect digital model.
Month 10
Lab units begin testing wind resistance with mechanical consistency.
Year 1.9
Vision systems map every blade of grass for optimal trajectory.
Year 3
A robotic carriage arrives to handle high-velocity ball placement.
Year 4 · D-Day
Humans are moved to the stands to watch the machine win.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4.5 seconds
Average hang time
4
Snaps per game
Fading
Job relevance
Your severance
One free pass to the hall of fame gate.
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