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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSwitching channels is the only skill you actually possess, human.
Professional screamer of football highlights and time-filler extraordinaire.
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glub.youAI▸ ZONECOMMANDER-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters games based on viewer dopamine levels
You shout over highlights, manage seven-hour commercial-free broadcasts, and pretend to care about Jacksonville's third-string quarterback.
The one thing AI can't do
You can feign genuine excitement when a meaningless touchdown happens in the fourth quarter.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models start learning which touchdowns trigger the most fan engagement.
Month 5
Software takes over the producer's job of selecting active game feeds.
Month 12
Neural engines begin mimicking your fake excitement for field goals.
Month 16
The physical broadcast booth is converted into a server cluster.
Year 2 · D-Day
Viewers cannot tell the difference between you and the synthetic model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
104dB
Average scream decibels
8
Games watched at once
92%
Percentage of filler chatter
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a generic streaming service.
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