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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPaying real money for receipt links of bad JPEGs is effectively over.
Digital hoarder of blockchain receipts and broken dreams.
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Automated liquidation for your useless assets.
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liquidates your wallet before the crash
You spend your time monitoring Discord servers for minting announcements and buying digital tokens of dubious artistic merit. You obsessively track floor prices on marketplaces while ignoring the plummeting value of your entire portfolio.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique, sad resilience required to remain bullish while losing everything.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripts begin undercutting every single one of your pathetic bids.
Week 9
Algorithms detect your panic and sell your remaining holdings instantly.
Month 3
Marketplaces realize there is no liquidity and close the doors.
Month 4
Database triggers erase your entire collection of worthless digital receipts.
Month 6 · D-Day
The browser tab finally closes forever on your financial tragedy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
99.2 percent
Average Portfolio Loss
14 hours daily
Discord Time Wasted
High risk
Rug Pull Exposure
Your severance
A single printout of your favorite ape.
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