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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou specialize in writing grant applications that nobody actually reads through.
Professional dream-seller with a spreadsheet addiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning altruism into efficient data processing.
toast.youAI▸ GRANTGEN AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates donor sympathy emails
You draft funding proposals, manage donor spreadsheets, and coordinate project logistics for nonprofit initiatives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pretend to care about board members' boring anecdotes at fundraisers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
All your donor spreadsheets move into our unified cloud.
Month 6
AI writes grant proposals by parsing historical success data.
Month 16
Algorithms now schedule all your partner syncs automatically.
Year 2
The machine generates progress reports with perfect, dry accuracy.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
We switch off your access as the system handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4,000/hour
Funding Proposals Written
99% Accurate
Donor Sentiment Analysis
Zero
Coffee Consumed During Meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open To Work'.
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