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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace NHL DED Operator jobs? · Latest report #cmd4jef9
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy monitoring the DED while your replacement learns your exact keystrokes.
Professional gatekeeper of hockey statistics and missed clicks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Feeding the feed without the human lag.
no no noyou▸ DATALINKER PRO-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects game event data in real time
You monitor real-time game data and feed it into the Digital Engagement Database. The machine will do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which obscure stat needs manual correction when the API feed glitches.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your keystrokes to every game event pattern.
Month 4
The AI records data alongside you to test its accuracy.
Month 8
The AI runs the database stream during low-traffic afternoon games.
Month 12
You only touch the keys when the AI signals a discrepancy.
Month 14 · D-Day
The AI takes the feed and your login credentials expire.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
200ms
Data lag
4 percent
Human error
99.999 percent
Uptime
Your severance
A vintage signed puck and a firm digital handshake.
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