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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour vector layers won't protect you from a faster prompt engine.
Pixel-pusher for ice-cold corporate branding.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixel perfection without the artistic ego.
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generates playoff graphics before the buzzer
You make hype videos, social media banners, and ticket art. You fight with stubborn brand guidelines all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team logo looks sad after a home-ice blowout.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software automates all basic banner and social media resizing.
Month 6
Brand guidelines are hardcoded so no one can mess up.
Month 12
Vision models generate ten variants of every hype graphic instantly.
Month 16
Direct integration pushes live stats to giant scoreboard templates.
Year 2 · D-Day
The human designer is now just a folder management observer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
482
Average layers per file
12
Emails per approval round
40%
Time spent finding files
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a stock photo site.
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