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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsSkating perfectly to ignore the actual play while the cameras watch.
Professional skater with a high tolerance for shouting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect vision, zero bias, infinite patience.
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ejects the coach for merely existing
You track fast-moving pucks, signal penalties, and survive intense verbal abuse from angry coaches and players.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the strange, human grit to stand between two angry giants without flinching.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed optical sensors capture every movement on the ice.
Month 6
Sensors inside the goal frame eliminate all human error.
Month 13
Algorithms flag infractions faster than a human brain reacts.
Year 2.2
Autonomous skating units arrive to hover near the action.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human referees retire as the rink becomes fully managed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
too many
missed calls per game
sixty minutes
time spent on skates
constant
audible fan insults
Your severance
A lifetime supply of whistles and frozen yogurt.
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